I was texting with a guy in Scottland and his text was so hot, I decided to turn it into a poem and add some pics of hot uncut Scottish men… or at least, hot men I think look kind of Scottish. If you are Scottish and want to send me pics of your hot uncut Scottish beef, do it man!

in Scotland
all us men call our cocks Willys
we don’t shave
hairy
the only underwear we wear are briefs
and not the boxers kind
you see your dad wearing them
your uncle
and they make a smelly fuckin bulge
put daddy willy in yer mouth
nice soft willy
we are all uncircumcised
you want some man willy in ur mouth
some big adult uncut parts
big flaccid smelly bubble gum foreskin