The asshole at the red light who keeps inching up as if it’s going to make the light turn green is the same guy who has to be honked at when the light actually turns green.
Here’s a unlelated dick pic.
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When I was growing up, all I knew of gay men was that they were limp-wristed pansies who were criminals and drug addicts and abused small children by stealing them from their parents and fucking them in bushes before killing them… then they killed themselves. Sorry, but that’s what I was told about gay men. It made me very afraid of my own feelings about the men to whom I was attracted to. These men were never like ‘that’. they were hard-working men’s men who took care of their bodies and played sports and wore blue jeans and boots and smelled like a man was supposed to. None of these perfumed, lavender pants-wearing, long-haired namby-pamby men.
Of course, as time went on, I realized that there are all kinds of men. Straight men who seemed gay and gay men who seemed straight, florists who wore boots and had big bulges in their jeans, football players who take it up the ass, and all kinds of different men who lived all kinds of different lives.
But before I knew the truth about the lies that society told about gay men, I was very afraid of who I was to become. Did I have a choice, or did being gay make it inevitable that I would be a weak, inconsequential, girly man who would be beaten in the streets and live an isolated, lonely miserable life?
As my own testosterone began really surging, I began to seek out porn. It didn’t matter at first what kind it was. It could be straight porn in the form of Playboy, Penthouse, or Hustler. Hustler was the best because you could actually find hard cock in Hustler. These publications were ok for a while. Sex was sex and anything I could get my hands on that had anything to do with sex was ok with me.
Eventually, I found myself old enough to get into porn shops and theaters. The first one I went to was a little dive along the highway on the way to Chicago from the far west suburbs. Over the years I had heard rumors about that place when we would drive by it.
“No matter what time of day or night I have ever driven by this place, it was always packed,” someone in the car would say.
“It’s just a dive bar,” someone else would say.
“Really, people are in there at seven in the morning drinking?”
I knew that there was something else going on. I could just feel it. I eventually realized that I had a nose to sniff out these places no matter where in the world I was.
At some point in my teens, I got the nerve to go check it out. It was a porn shop with little rooms in the back with men walking around in circles looking into the slightly cracked open doors. this was way too advanced for me at the time, so I would just look at the magazines, positioning myself at the boundary between the straight stuff and the gay stuff so I could look at the gay stuff while I was pretending to look at the gay stuff. I was sure that I was too clever for anybody to know what I was up to.
As I was looking around, my eyes landed on a slick glossy magazine named Colt. It had a model on it who I now know to be Clint Lockner.
He was a mustached, manly man in a cop uniform gazing out at me from behind mirrored sunglasses. I had to take a closer look so I grabbed it and started flipping through the pages. My knees were getting wobbly as I looked at the pictures of this super masculine cop sucking dick, getting his dick sucked, sucking on a baton, fucking other hot masculine men in the butt. I was in awe standing there with my dick obviously hard. I was unaware of my aroused state because I was so absorbed. Other men were not unaware of this horned-up teenager standing there with a hard-on. A relatively young man with a long trench coat walked behind me, and from inside his coat came two very beefy hands that took full hold of my ass. He grabbed both cheeks in a very unambiguous way. I don’t think until then anyone had touched my butt at all, and it startled and excited me. He moved on but kept looking back at me as he walked to the door. I immediately got what he was trying to tell me. I had been cruised for the first time and I went for it.
I followed him outside and he motioned for me to come to talk to him in his car. I walked over and he said hi. He wasn’t Clint Lockner, but he had his dick out of his pants while sitting in the car and it looked fat and meaty and very hard. I agreed to go with him, I got in his car and he drove a short way away and parked in a quiet, dark spot. I couldn’t stop looking at his cock, so he gently guided my head there. I started to suck him and he mentioned, even tho I had not asked, that he wouldn’t cum in my mouth. In a few minutes, I finally got the joke about the three biggest lies – 1. The check’s in the mail, 2. I’ll still respect you in the morning, 3. I won’t cum in your mouth. He gushed a huge load in my mouth and I lapped it all up.
I learned a lot that night. I learned that the place along the highway was not a bar, there were very masculine men who were gay, my teenage boy body was quite a hit, and I was a natural cocksucker.
I was texting with a guy in Scottland and his text was so hot, I decided to turn it into a poem and add some pics of hot uncut Scottish men… or at least, hot men I think look kind of Scottish. If you are Scottish and want to send me pics of your hot uncut Scottish beef, do it man!
in Scotland
all us men call our cocks Willys
we don’t shave
hairy
the only underwear we wear are briefs
and not the boxers kind
you see your dad wearing them
your uncle
and they make a smelly fuckin bulge
put daddy willy in yer mouth
nice soft willy
we are all uncircumcised
you want some man willy in ur mouth
some big adult uncut parts
big flaccid smelly bubble gum foreskin
Fat hanging Nuts
I’m the first to admit that I’m not very good at a party. Once I get a few beers in me I’m good to go, but I have a hard time in a crowd in general, and using alcohol for the purpose of addressing low self-esteem, is a recipe for disaster. I managed to stay relaxed and sober at this one and actually had a really great time. People tell me that I’m a hot guy, but it has always been a hard thing for me to understand. Logically, I feel like I’m doing really well for a man my age (55), but I torture myself with questions about my masculinity, dick size, body type, etc… so, going to a naked pool party, which should be right up my alley, can tend to be difficult.
Maybe I’m getting to know some of these guys well enough that I’m becoming more relaxed about things. It’s not the nakedness or the sexual nature of the party… that’s the easy part for me – my element if you will. It’s the small talk at the beginning that makes me crazy. Anyway, I’m working on it and it seems to be getting better.
I play a big role in helping to get the party organized and set up, and this year, I decided that one of the best things I could do is to not wait for some other guys to strip down and get in the pool. So as soon as the majority of people arrived and were settling into their spaces around the pool, I stripped down naked and got in the pool. Several men commented that I was glad that someone broke the ice early. It also got me out of my head and from then on I was naked. I started checking in on the sex playroom to see if anything was happening and to let people know that I was interested and sexually active.
I try to use sex etiquette at a play party, and I tend to be submissive anyway, so I just sat down on my little cocksucker stool and waited for someone to wave their dick in my direction. It didn’t take long and I was swallowing down some fat hairy cocks.
the surprise for me is how many guys wanted to suck my cock. I usually am just not interested in having my dick sucked because of Im such a cocksucker myself. It’s been suggested to me that some men find it bad manners to not let those who want, to suck my dick once in a while. So, I let them.
the first thing I found out from this experience is that not everyone can suck dick. I’ve been praised so often to such an extent that I just assumed that men could suck dick and everyone always enjoyed it. After a few painful scraps of teeth on my dick, I had to stop him and move on. As I did, I saw that this same guy was having the same effect on other men and they never lasted long before moving on.
I’ve seen in other instances where the word got out that there was a really good cocksucker (me) on his knees in the corner and suddenly I had a line waiting for me to suck them off. I do my best, of course!
The theme of the day for this particular party was HUGE NUTS!
Big Bear with heavy nuts
I don’t remember a time when I saw so many men with such large balls. One man had a particularly large, heavy set of nuts. I had to go talk to him about it and fondled and played with his heavy low hangers as we talked about how having such large balls affects his day. One thing was he said he couldn’t wear underwear. boxers don’t support him and they get squeezed in the leg, briefs just squeeze them both, so the only option that he found to work was to free-ball it.
I sat in front of his deck chair and fondled and played with his nuts in the hot sun.
Nuts Slapping his Chin
They hung low in the heat and I couldn’t resist trying to put them in my mouth. It was a challenge. He got hard as I was playing with him so I sucked on his fat cock in the sun for the party to watch. His partner told me later that they call it his purse! I laughed so hard, but I could see how it could actually be turned into a purse.
Intertwined Nut Sacks
He also told me about the day he was born years before. The doctor said that this kid is nothing but testicles, so it appears it runs in the family. Beautiful tasty avocado size nuts… I couldn’t keep my hands off of them.
Fucked up the arse
Later I found myself kneeling in front of a huge bear with a fat uncut cock and another heavy set of nuts. But this time I was situated so my butt hole was spread open facing the crowd.
All in all, I had a great time sucking cock and playing with men in an openly sexual way in the summer heat and bright sunshine. A great afternoon of sweaty, horny, sexual activity.
Handsome hairy bear
There’s nothing like being in the heat of the summer sun with a fat, hard, hairy, mouthful of dick. and I have pics! Really fun day.
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