The Old Slap and Tickle





Greased Knob Head Massage

Greasy and slick,
Held tight with two hands
Up and down and swirled around
Head thrown back, groaning aloud
Purple-headed glans, dripping clear goo
As nuts tighten up and spew
Reddit Straight Man with a FATTY!
I’m sure all the gay men who see this Fat Cock will be disappointed they can’t have any, but at least he’s kind enough to let me share the pics… or mean enough, I’m not sure which.
If I’m going to be teased by a fat cock, at least let it be this one
Great full sperm tanks too, and thick hairy thighs.
You know what they say, dude, “For every woman who won’t blow you, there are ten gay guys who will eat onion rings off your dick”. Of course, they would have to be some enormous onion rings.
Thanks for letting me share your fat cock







Lewd Exposure
It’s not simply being naked in public. It’s not having sex in the woods. It has nothing to do with whatever weird thing you do in private. It’s not simply a man with a big, hot bulge walking around in public (although that can be getting closer). It is hard to put your finger on it, but come to think of it, putting your finger on it is really getting closer. It often involves some wiggling, or waving, or tongues wagging out of one’s mouth. I’m not exactly sure how to define it, but I know it when I see it.















